On Asking For Things Performers Can’t Do
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Hey there!
So this happened: some guy decided the best way to vent about our current President was to go on Twitter and ask celebrities to stop appearing in commercials, if those commercials would be appearing on FOX News.
It shows just how much civilians do not have a clue about what we do for a living.
Hope this helps!
David
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hey there it’s David H Lawrence the 17th
 and I just want to say right at the top
 of this video this is not a video that
 in any way shape or form is about
 politics it’s not about red vs. blue or
 conservative versus liberal so just make
 sure you check that whole thing at the
 door cuz that’s not what we’re talking
 about this video is about just how
 little people who are not performers
 know about performers and how our
 business works
 I was forwarded something on Twitter and
 let me read it to you secret agent
 number six says celebrities can you
 please help us out by refusing to be in
 a commercial that is going to air on Fox
 News I would be embarrassed and ashamed
 if my face appeared on that hate network
 I would be embarrassed and ashamed if my
 face appeared on that hate network okay
 I understand
 look people have very strong opinions
 they have strong opinions in both ways
 liberals hate Fox conservatives hate
 MSNBC and CNN it’s fake news you know
 where wherever you come down on the
 spectrum here’s something you need to
 understand celebrities and anybody else
 who appear in commercials have
 absolutely no say whatsoever in where
 those commercials appear it’s not even
 contemplated in celebrity contracts I
 mean you can have endorsement contracts
 but you can’t put in your endorsement
 contract you know some penalty for
 having your stuff appear on a network
 that you don’t agree with or that you
 don’t want to have your face on that’s
 not how it works it’s not up to people
 who appear in commercials to make any
 sort of stipulations about what channels
 those commercials appear on or if
 they’re not in commercials if they’re in
 dramatic or comedic series they have no
 control over where those things go it’s
 not their property
 on the rare occasion that a celebrity is
 an executive producer on a show or a
 celebrity is in the case of commercials
 a part owner of the company you know
 there a spokesman for their own company
 like say the woman that owns goop her
 name escapes me at this moment or
 anybody who’s created Jessica Alba or
 you know the Kardashians whatever if
 they do a commercial they still don’t
 have the ability to declare it’s not
 going to appear on certain shows because
 they can’t control where those shows
 appear their syndication there’s
 distribution that’s you know post
 network distribution there’s all kinds
 of things that are beyond their control
 even if they control the product and for
 celebrities that simply appear in shows
 or in commercials where they’re being
 paid extra money because they’re famous
 because they have a decent Q rating or
 they have a decent recall with focus
 groups they’re the the the decisions
 that are made as to where those
 commercials appear have are way down the
 line from the production of the
 commercial or the casting of the
 commercial and it just Illustrated for
 me one more time just how clueless the
 public is and I’m not saying that them
 being clueless is a bad thing because
 that’s sort of that’s sort of a
 behind-the-scenes thing and it’s not
 something that in today’s world of
 everybody knows everything about
 everybody that you really want to know
 there’s a phrase for this in in Japanese
 that roughly translates into opening the
 kimono when you let people see what goes
 on behind the scenes it can deteriorate
 the joy or the sadness or the emotion
 that you want them to feel by letting
 them know how the sausage is made so
 there’s a reason why civilians don’t
 know how you know byes are made with
 spots or what channels things appear on
 or what control even celebrities have
 over what commercials appear where that
 they’ve been in they don’t have the
 ability to say I want that taken off the
 air
 don’t have the ability to say you’ve got
 to give me more money if you’re gonna
 but you know put that on a channel I
 don’t like you know imagine people who
 are imagine celebrities who are
 conservative that would be bent out of
 shape about a commercial appearing on
 anywhere but FoxNews I I don’t know I
 just know that I’m always bemused by the
 way that people who are not in our
 business tend to think to their head
 well this must be the way it works right
 those celebrities know that it’s gonna
 be on Fox News and I want them to stop
 by God or those celebrities no it’s
 gonna be on MSNBC or who knows you know
 who knows it’s just it’s not something
 that’s in their control even if they’re
 celebrities I wonder when you go home
 for the holidays what kind of crazy
 ideas people have about the business
 that we’re in what’s share with me some
 of the best stories you’ve had when
 people have said things to you my friend
 Michael koskoff says you know you go
 home to Minnesota for the holidays and
 your aunt says why don’t you want to be
 on some of those really good shows like
 MacGyver you know it just always is very
 funny to me but I’d like to know what
 has happened to you in your life maybe
 got a radio or maybe out of commercials
 or you know be on camera
 III don’t know let me know we’ve got
 space for you to put comments below this
 video if you’re on vo to go go comm and
 if you’re not pop on over we’ve got some
 great stuff for you that’s where the
 conversation is kind of tempered there’s
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I can’t tell you how many times I have heard the term “Real Job”. I was a musician right out of high school in a successful band (we even had an agent) and making pretty good money in the early 80’s. At family get-togethers, I would almost always get someone saying “Are you still doing that band thing?, when are you going to get a real job?, You should go to college?”, etc. When I decided to give up the traveling life of a musician, I landed a nice job in radio. I foolishly thought I would be off the “get a real job” hook. I still got the same line. It wasn’t glamorous at first, just a 7-midnight show, but I worked my way up to General manager in the 18 years I worked for that group of stations. The “Real job” comments eventually stopped, but it still amazes me what the mindset was, and probably still is. Sure glad I got a “real job” in voiceover these days. LOL